The Muckraker





"If you heard it, then it's probably true, or something."

Here's where you can find all the latest dirt from McKinley High.
Our ask box is always open for any gossip you might have. Also, use the submissions box for any incrimating evidence you want to show us.
All will be kept 100% Anonymous!

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Anonymous whispered, "well, i'm pretty sure he's suicidal anyways, so he might as well just hang himself or something. maybe this time he'll be kind enough to not do it in his own room."

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Anonymous whispered, "Sebastian has no friends left. It's pretty sad."

Yes, that is pretty pathetic. Maybe he’d be better off back in Paris with his abusive father and drunken mother.



Anonymous whispered, "BLAINE IS A ROBOT. THE WARBLERS ARE CLONES. SEBASTIAN IS SLEEPING WITH ALL OF THEM."

Very good, I’m sure we’d all like a video of that. Preferably one from one of their supposed orgies.



Anonymous whispered, "Rumour has it that the flat Jeff and Nick purchased for next year only has one bedroom. Interesting, considering that they've both got boyfriends right now."

May it be noted that both of their boyfriends either have commitment issues or suffer regularly from fits of jealousy.

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Dis gon’ be good.



Anonymous whispered, "Tina is actually a guy. Shhh!"

It appears that the self-proclaimed ‘Asian Vampire’ is actually a man in drag! We’re not surprised, though. She’s always seemed manly to us here at the Muckraker…


1 year ago · 0 notes

Anonymous whispered, "Sebastian and Blaine are fuuuuuuuuuuucking. like rabbits. Have been for months. Poor Kurt."

Really? This is certainly news to us all! I wonder how Kurt will react when he finds out about this reported string of hook-ups between the current Warbler captain and Ex-Warbler.


1 year ago · 0 notes

Call it stalking, but following our suspicious McKinleyans around town is what we do best. This doesn’t look like Quinn, does it Mr Evans?

Call it stalking, but following our suspicious McKinleyans around town is what we do best. This doesn’t look like Quinn, does it Mr Evans?


1 year ago · 0 notes

Anonymous whispered, "Jesse and Rach - Definitely back on."

I see. Can you elaborate on this at all, with any more sources?


1 year ago · 0 notes

Anonymous whispered, "Jesse and Rach = Back on ?"

Well, this IS news.


1 year ago · 0 notes

Anonymous whispered, "Lord Tubbington and new pet on the block, Gina, are going on a play date soon. Brittany S Pierce and Sebastian Smythe, the owners, have yet to be reached for further comment."

Are you trying to say Brittany and Sebastian are hooking up?


1 year ago · 0 notes