Anonymous asked: well, i'm pretty sure he's suicidal anyways, so he might as well just hang himself or something. maybe this time he'll be kind enough to not do it in his own room.
Anonymous asked: Sebastian has no friends left. It's pretty sad.
Anonymous asked: BLAINE IS A ROBOT. THE WARBLERS ARE CLONES. SEBASTIAN IS SLEEPING WITH ALL OF THEM.
Anonymous asked: Rumour has it that the flat Jeff and Nick purchased for next year only has one bedroom. Interesting, considering that they've both got boyfriends right now.
Anonymous asked: Tina is actually a guy. Shhh!
Anonymous asked: Sebastian and Blaine are fuuuuuuuuuuucking. like rabbits. Have been for months. Poor Kurt.
Anonymous asked: Jesse and Rach - Definitely back on.
Anonymous asked: Jesse and Rach = Back on ?
Anonymous asked: Lord Tubbington and new pet on the block, Gina, are going on a play date soon. Brittany S Pierce and Sebastian Smythe, the owners, have yet to be reached for further comment.
….does this clear things up a little?
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It seems that Mike and Puck were cuddling and prehaps getting a little too close? Are both of these jocks closeted? Were they even really that drunk? More information is yet to come…
Anonymous asked: only that this boy has done a lovely job of hiding it - girlfriend(s) and all.
Anonymous asked: Rumor has it that one of the Nude Erection boys is so far in the closet he might as well be visiting Narnia~
Sam Evans - The sickly sweet stripper?
The latest rumour floating around the corridors of McKinley High is that Sam Evans was infact working as a stripper in Kentucky to help pay the bills. Known for his abs, it’s unsurprising he chose a job in the field of, shall we say, ‘erotic dancing’. Want more proof? Here’s a photo taken of Sam, or ‘White Chocolate’ by the unsuspecting Rachel Berry.
Anonymous asked: This is a message from Tina Cohen-Chang, and let me just say - the rumor about Asian men? Not true.
Anonymous asked: small plans. tiny peen. toddler tony.
Anonymous asked: i heard mike is true to the rumor about asian men
Anonymous asked: fuck u ur terible at god sip.
Anonymous asked: One time, Santana punched me in the face.... It was awesome.